I've recently noticed that all of the public parking structures around the city have posted new signs:
But I do have junk in the trunk. This trunk, my car is always super messy:
What's so much better about this tank than the other tanks I've found? It doesn't ride up! I do love my body but a huge size difference between waist and hips can make it really, really hard to get fitted tops to stay down, something about the law of gravity and centrifugal force and me making this all up. Thanks to the little bit of pleating in the back though, it's just the right size at the bottom to fit the junk in my trunk! Bonus points for it also having a decent built-in bra and not having a racerback.
For future reference though, do put your junk in the trunk!