Junk in your trunk

I've recently noticed that all of the public parking structures around the city have posted new signs:

I giggle like a child at the weak double entendre, and if anyone is within earshot I may even reference the fact that I've always got lots of junk in my trunk, and everyone laughs.  Or, I said it to the hubs once, and he didn't find it funny at all.

But I do have junk in the trunk.  This trunk, my car is always super messy:

And (overshare) this trunk too:

But that's not the point.  The point is that the picture includes the awesome tank that I found at Target a little while ago.

I obviously bought it awhile ago because I still had hair.  I was there last week though and they still had it, and in more colors!

What's so much better about this tank than the other tanks I've found?  It doesn't ride up!  I do love my body but a huge size difference between waist and hips can make it really, really hard to get fitted tops to stay down, something about the law of gravity and centrifugal force and me making this all up.  Thanks to the little bit of pleating in the back though, it's just the right size at the bottom to fit the junk in my trunk!  Bonus points for it also having a decent built-in bra and not having a racerback.

For future reference though, do put your junk in the trunk!